Q: how about we skeletons fight one another? A: They do not have the guts.
Q: What do you really phone cheese that's not yours? A: Nacho Cheese
Q: What roads do ghosts haunt? A: Dead finishes!
Q: Did you read about the astronaut whom stepped on nicotine gum? A: He got stuck in Orbit.
Q: What did the cent state to another cent? A: We make perfect cents.
Q: Why did the person with one hand cross the trail? A: to get at the hand shop that is second.
Q: Why did the child sprinkle sugar on their pillow before he went to rest? A: So he could have dreams that are sweet.
Q: What would you phone a stressed javelin thrower? A: Shakespeare.
Q: Did you read about the painter who was simply hospitalized? A: Reports say it absolutely was as a result of strokes that are too many.
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