Q: What did the fish state as he swam in to the wall surface? A: Dam!

Q: how about we skeletons fight one another? A: They do not have the guts.

Q: What do you really phone cheese that's not yours? A: Nacho Cheese

Q: What roads do ghosts haunt? A: Dead finishes!

Q: Did you read about the astronaut whom stepped on nicotine gum? A: He got stuck in Orbit.

Q: What did the cent state to another cent? A: We make perfect cents.

Q: Why did the person with one hand cross the trail? A: to get at the hand shop that is second.

Q: Why did the child sprinkle sugar on their pillow before he went to rest? A: So he could have dreams that are sweet.

Q: What would you phone a stressed javelin thrower? A: Shakespeare.

Q: Did you read about the painter who was simply hospitalized? A: Reports say it absolutely was as a result of strokes that are too many.

Q: Why did the...